Heaving Hotdog Hated was formed in 2008 during an endless bleak Canadian winter night. Pierre Trudeath and Samuel de Champain, southern Canadians on vacation in the north to reconnect with their true Canadian roots of even colder winters and even more snow, were out in the midst of the vast snowscape testing the limits of their sled dogs when they came across a lone cabin. They immediately recognized the tortured sounds of Goatskrieg being emitted from the cabin. On that day, the triumvirate of true Canadians - Stephen Harpkiller, Pierre Trudeath, and Samuel de Champain - were first united. Throughout the night they shared stories of their unyielding hatred of Americans.

Together with Stephen's friend Jack Slayton they formed a band, the likes of which has has never been seen before, the truest form of pure Canadian hatred, true Canadian anti-american black metal. Jack Slayton was kicked out of the band when one night it was revealed that he thought this new wretched spawn, Obama, seemed like an alright guy. The rest of the band would have none of that. In 2009, without Jack, they proceded to record their first demo, entitled Great White North. This would mark the first snowball thrown in the Canada-America war.

Heaving Hotdog Hatred aims to destroy the south-clan through sonic warfare. They seek to enshroud the citizens of the United Empire of America in permafrost, to immobolize them with sonic frostbite, and to blanket the unworthy land mass under pure hate filled snow.

We don't believe in the physical world, we have evolved beyond the mere physical world into pure energy, therefore our music does not cost physical money and is only available through the ether.